Playboy's Party Jokes
November, 1976
It was during a full meeting of the corporation's officers and directors that the arrogant president and chief operating officer asked to have his secretary sent in. When she appeared, he snapped, "How can I possibly edit these minutes if I have nothing to write with? Damn it, Miss Jones, where is my gold pen?""The last time I saw it, sir," the girl answered sweetly, "it was on your night table."We understand that some experimental botanist has developed a strain of...
