The Great Car Conspiracy
November, 1976
Of course it's a conspiracy. Isn't everything from the FBI to the Audubon Society part of a vast interlocking, diabolically complicated plot to keep you and me weak, bankrupt and stupid? I know this to be true, having heard lengthy testimony in scores of saloons, gas stations and lunch counters across the nation. I even know who the bastards are. It's They. They can do whatever They want, based on the rock-bound logic that all things are possible if a man can be landed on the moon. They could fi...
