Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1976
To a would-be Washington SecretaryWhat difference if you grab the phoneAnd hold it to your eye;Who cares if when you hear it ringYou answer with "goodbye!"?And why should any folks complain(Unless they're just old meanies),If you think that olivettisAre those green things in martinis?So if you lack some office skills,Your heart can still be in it!(What gets a girl like you top payAin't 60 words per minute.)To an Infinite Number of HeirsBefore you came upon the scene,We lived on farfetc...
