Playboy's Party Jokes
March, 1977
A woman didn't want to embarrass her husband by discussing his impotence, so she went secretly to their old family doctor, who gave her a prescription for drops to be slipped into her husband's bedtime glass of milk. The pharmacist who filled the prescription goofed, however, and listed the dosage on the label as 30 drops instead of the correct three. The woman was waiting for the doctor when he arrived at his office the following day. "Well, Mrs. Brown," he said, "what brings you...
