Playboy After Hours
April, 1977
Her lot doesn't sound vacant to us. The Victoria, Texas, Armadillo Confab and Exposition, an annual gala of unusual events--greased-body sliding, belch-offs, beer-can smashing--first chronicled in these pages in November 1973, offers participants the chance to compete for the title of Miss Vacant Lot. This year's winner, a 5'5", 215-pound beautician, managed to stuff 200 pop-top tabs down her size-36EEE bikini while warbling. "Keep your fingers out of it, it don't belong to you."•...
