Playboy's Hall Of Fleeting Fame
April, 1977
The following is an excerpt from "The Encyclopedia of Unnecessary Knowledge," a book based entirely on its author's imagination:Alaptomy: study of the human lap and its structural relationships. Believed instituted by Axidentales, Sixth Century B.C. Greek philosopher who was fascinated by the question of where his lap went when he stood up. Axidentales' interest lapsed after he was discovered examining the lap of the wife of Athenian general Curmudgeones, who banished Axidentales to La...
