Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1977
Golf didn't come naturally to the housewife who was taking up the game, and the basic problem seemed to be a defective grip. "I'm afraid this may be putting it crudely, Mrs. Wallingford," said the frustrated teaching pro, "but I suggest you take hold of the club as you would your husband's erect organ."The woman made the adjustment, swung the club and drove the ball 200 yards straight down the fairway. "Great shot!" exclaimed the astonished pro. "Now I suggest...
