Ribald Classic: More English Music-Hall Ballads
May, 1977
There's Somebody ComingYoung William threw Margery downon the floorAnd with his stout gimlet began for tobore;But while he was fiddling and fumblingand thumbing,"Hark!" cried the maiden. "Is thatsomebody coming?"The boldhearted Willy pumped on,undismayed.Half dying with anguish, poor Margerysaid,"Oh, lor', deary me, stop your stuffingand strumming;A foot's on the stairs, there is somebodycoming.""Oh, no," said young William, "it'simpossible, forYou re...
