First Line Of Offense

July, 1977

I'm a singles-club mystic, I come on kinda cryptic,/I got lines that you would not believe./The girls I surround, I seem to confound,/I arrive and it's time to leave.In the beginning was the Word. Adam saw Eve, asked, "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" and scored. It has never again been that easy, but not for lack of trying. The entire English language may well be the direct result of man's attempt to come up with opening lines.Of course, there are the strong, s...