Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1977
A young general practitioner was giving his attractive nurse a thorough annual checkup, inside and out, as a professional courtesy, and was rather prolonging the examination. Toward the end, he smiled and said, "You're lucky, you know. If you were a patient, a session like this would cost you thirty-five dollars.""You're luckier yet, doctor," laughed the girl. "If you were a patient, it'd cost you fifty."There's a rumor that some independent skin-flick producers are...
