Sexcetera

July, 1977

Are you finished yet?At last! Now you, too, can see where you fit on the scale of erotic evolution. We talked with several animal-behavior specialists and developed the following "score" chart, which shows the approximate length of time various mammals (including us humans) need to have coitus successfully. The results bring a whole new world of meaning to expressions like "Fuck like a mink" or "Are you a man or a mouse?"Cats--approximately ten seconds.Cattle--sever...