Little Annie Fanny

August, 1977

Annie! Welcome to Ralph's "Pink Pussy Boutique."What are you selling...snakes?I run a body shop of sorts, where I sell spare parts and accessories.Apply this emotion-lotion and you get all warm and tingly ... and it's flavored so that you can Lick it Off!With my luck, I'll get heart-burn!Who do I see for a thousand-mile check on my vibrator?How's this one, Bruthie?I give it a 74 ... Nice beat, easy to flinch to!Can I get a refund on my auto dashboard plug-in suck?I've been searching an...

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