Ribald Classic: Pussy's In The Well

August, 1977

In Our Town, there once was a prim little woman--quite pretty enough, I suppose--who pursed her lips and turned up her eyebrows at everything she saw. For her, no other women knew how to speak well, how to walk or how to dress themselves gracefully. As for men, this one had great, clumsy feet; that one had dirty, scraggy legs and a dog's complexion; a third had a face like a ghost's. And that, no doubt, was the reason her husband had a temper like a Turk's.But one day the impossible happened. A...