The Playboy Sex Poll

August, 1977

A wealthy dowager approached a handsome young stranger at a party."Excuse me, young man. Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" she asked him boldly."Gosh," he said, "that's a lot of money. I guess I would.""Then will you sleep with me for ten dollars?""Hell, no," he replied indignantly. "What do you think I am?""My dear boy, we've already established what you are. Now we're just trying to negotiate your price."The pr...