Give 'Eman Inch...

September, 1977

Here's a funny trick that's easy to perform and is a genuine pleased at any gathering. Cut a hole in the bottom of an old shoe box. Paint your pecker green and stick it through the bottom of the box, then fill the box about halfway with wood shavings. Cover the box with a lid and casually sit and mind your own business. Sure as shootin', a lonely lass will soon approach you and ask what's in the box. Remove the lid, and as the "snake" is petted, watch her light up with amazement as it...