Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1977

In the murkiness of a skid-row alley, a drunken floozy mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. "You may perhaps be forgiven, woman, as a pitiable victim of circumstances," intoned the saver of souls. "Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of original sin?""Maybe and maybe not," muttered the floozy, "but if it's really original, it's gonna cost ya an extra ten."A shapely housewife was in the gynecological stirrups and the medi...