Ribald Classic: Cunning Wife
September, 1977
Wal, I went home one night, As drunk as I could be, A strange horse in th' stable Whar mah horse orter be!Come hyar, mah lettle wifie, An' explain this thing t' me; How come this horse in th' stable Whar mah horse orter be?Oh, now, my dear husband, I'll explain th' thing t' thee; Hit's nothin' but a milk cow That your folks sent t' me.Wal, I've traveled this hyar world over, A hunnert mile or more, But a saddle on a milk cow's back I ain't never seen before!Wal, I went home one night, As drunk a...
