Dirty Duck

November, 1977

Mmm!Wow!Hooboy!Man, oh, man! ... that woman can do things with a Cucumber that would never occur to Julia child!You'll make a fine Cook in the County Jail, me boy!Sgt. Paddy O'pork!Have Mercy, O'pork... things haveu't been the same since the mayor out-lawed live sex Shows!You're a slippery one, laddie, but this time I've Gotcher red-eyed!Sir! I am an Innocent by Stander!Miss brouin, this dirty old duck has been invading the sauctity of your...Oink, oink, piggy!Slam!I hope you're satisfied ... yo...