Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1977

Having the hots for his luscious new secretary and knowing she was superstitious, the man interrupted dictation one morning to say, "Whatever can I do to shake the feeling that something unpleasant is going to happen to me today?""You could knock on wood, Mr. Frisbie," the girl replied.Frisbie looked intently into her eyes, then shifted his gaze lower to her ripe endowments and, finally, let his glance slip down to the area alongside which she was seated. "I have a still...