Porno Writer's Aptitude Test

November, 1977

Fill in the blank with the best word or phrase:1. Lowering his _____, he displayed his engorged member.A. yearly reportB. drawbridgeC. chinosD. expectations2. His eager tongue darted over her nipples, across her smooth belly and toward her_____.A. sandwichB. checkbookC. mons VenerisD. brother3. Naked, she reclined on the silk pillows and_____her legs.A. butteredB. spreadC. kicked him withD. exercised4. He awoke with a start when two _____slipped naked into his bed.A. Federal judgesB. militant fe...

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