Dr. Lustful's Pictorial Guide To Sexual Success

December, 1977

Saturday night and all alone? Our Nubile nympho shows you how to have a good time all by yourself:As clock (A) strikes the hour, pendulum (B) activates hand with feather (C), thereby dispensing "K-Y Jelly" across breasts. Live cuckoo (D) feasts upon tray of birdseed (E), and as tray becomes lighter, balloon (F) slowly ascends and pulls string (G), causing trough (H) to tilt. Cannonball (I) rolls down trough, upsetting bottle of hand lotion (J). Startled by commotion, Cat (K) takes off,...