Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1977

Missives and Missiles for the Jolly SeasonTo our nation's PollutersYou've drecked our hallsAnd stomach wallsWith gifts of your pollutants.(Sing carols, please, to P.C.B.sAnd ho-ho-ho-For mutants.)Your nitrate's in our Christmas feast,you ickies clog our nogAnd Rudolph has a lung diseaseFrom stuff that's in the smog.For you, who add and spray and dumpTo bring us better living,We hope that in the coming yearYou get what you are giving.To a FlasherWe know you're going to love our gift,It's just the...