Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1977
It was after she and her husband had begun foreplay one Saturday afternoon that the woman discovered she was out of vaginal jelly, so, throwing caution to the winds, she yelled through the bedroom door to her small son to run down to the supermarket to buy some. The boy was back in record time and knocked on the door. "Just leave it outside, Tommy," responded his mother."But I didn't get it, Mom," piped back Tommy. "All I could find on the shelves was cherry preserves, a...