Narc, Narc

January, 1978

Remember the old knock, knock jokes? Well, Senior Editor William J. Helmer has invented what you might call an updated version of those ancient pearls of wit; to wit, the narc, narc joke. Helmer claims he's an ardent student of humor. We suspect his brains have been fried by his arduous duties as leader of the Playboy Defense Team, the outfit that investigates drug cases for our "Playboy Casebook" feature. You be the judge.Narc, narc.Who's there?Police.Police who?Police come along quie...