Playboy After Hours

January, 1978

You deserve a lay today: At a recent convention of McDonald's executives in Washington, D. C., a six-A.M. wakeup service was provided by bikinied models who sallied into the conventioneers' rooms and trilled: "Good morning. McDonald's does it all for you." Just so the hamburger honchos didn't get any funny ideas, each young lovely was accompanied by a hefty male security guard.•San Francisco columnist Herb Caen writes that there are some strange things happening across the bay in Oakla...