The Smoke Off
January, 1978
In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael Lived a girl named Pearley Sweetcake, you prob'ly knew her well She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll Her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past With long browned lightnin' fingers he takes a cultured toke And says, "Hell, I can roll 'em faster, Jim, than any chick c...
