Keystone Crooks
March, 1978
Chicago, with its formidable reputation as a home for big-name gangsters, has turned up a lot of turkeys lately, judging from the following cases, all pulled from police files. It's comforting to know that our street crooks are at least as inept as the police who are trying to catch them.A very skinny break-in artist successfully wiggled into the air passages of a South Side factory's ventilator system one night, only to lose his grip and plummet clumsily to the bottom of a 30-foot shaft. Wedged...
