Hits, Hypes & Heavies '77
April, 1978
The Beach boys get it up: In spite of rumors that Brian was actually a big cahunga as a surfer and is saner than you or I, The Beach Boys have been making so much spiritual progress—through the help of the Maharishi and, we hope, Rhonda—that they've had one of their meditation rooms padded on all six of its surfaces. Why? They must have been boy scouts, because they're Prepared. The padding is in case of sudden levitation. Is Transcendental Wrestling next?Oops! or, the second Annual kiss Kasualt...
