Ribald Classic: Greeks And Romans
April, 1978
Epigrams by Luxorius and OthersEpigrams by Luxorius of Carthage, Circa 500 A.D.To an Old VoyeurGo on and on about the girls you lay,You loudmouthed phony, antiquated fart.You're older than the Phoenix by a day,And still you want to play the lover's part?Myopic, feeble, trembling—like as not,You couldn't put a quarter in the slot.For Whom the Bell TollsCongratulations on your wedding day.I hope you'll make it through the night alive.Poor limp-cock Marcus, do you know that sheHas last month buried...
