Smitty's Boners 'N' Groaners

April, 1978

At the Water Cooler, snaveley is never at a loss for words when the Topic of Conversation turns toward the Human Reproductive Function.So then I get her on the couch-Biggest set of knockers You ever saw! I just take my hand and I slip it under her Dress, see. Then I casually reach into her panties, and....But when he has to explain the facts of life to Junior...And so-er-uh-the little bee-uh-the little bee Buzzes from flower to flower, and-er-uh....

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