My Night At Plato's Retreat

May, 1978

Here is a random list of things I saw and heard in Plato's Retreat, many of which I no longer believe actually happened.•At the entrance, I traded $30 for a membership card. The back of the card contained a list of rules and regulations, the last of which stated: "Neither part of the couple is prostituting themselves." Resisting the impulse to correct this fragile sentence for its several thousand grammatical and syntactical errors, I signed my companion and myself in (first names only...