Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1978

Do you carry colored condoms?" asked the customer."Yes, sir, we do," answered the druggist, "in our brand-new line. There's blue and yellow and green and----""Black?" interrupted the customer."No, sir. That would be an odd color for a contraceptive.""Not in this instance. My best friend died last week and I'm planning to comfort his widow."That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter...