Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1978

I'll fix you, you tightwad!" screamed the woman. "If you won't increase my allowance for clothes, I'm going on a bedroom strike!""Go right ahead," responded her husband calmly. "My secretary has the tightest little strikebreaker in town."What with this business about talking to plants, it stood to reason that some sickie would start making obscene fern calls.An impoverished young man and his attractive wife were unexpectedly invited to go on a cruise by a rich...