Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1978
It was quite a weekend," groaned the office Casanova to a buddy after he'd drag-assed in on Monday morning. "I spent it with that new twenty-year-old file clerk and she turned out, man, to have a really insatiable pussy.""Look, Barry," commented his friend, "if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitten."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines self-abuse as letting your fingers do the whacking.Instructions for making the quintessentially dry martini recently rea...
