Ribald Classic: Ambassador At Large
August, 1978
The Dey of Algiers, when afraid of his ears,A messenger sent to our court, sir;As he knew in our state that the women had weight,He chose one well hung for the sport, sir.He searched the Divan till he found out a manWhose ballocks were heavy and hairy,And he laterly came o'er from the Barbary shoreAs the great Plenipotentiary.When to England he came with his prick in a flame,He shewed it his hostess on landing,Who spread its renown through all parts of town,As a pintle past all understanding.So...
