Dirty Duck

September, 1978

...And I Thought Donkey Shows Were Legal in Tijuana!Um... Uh... Mr. Duck!...Well, I'll be!... A Real U F O!...In My Day, Only Married Men Saw Flying Saucers!Want a Good Time, Sailor?Star Whores!Ooh! Take Me! Take Me!Before We Begin, I Must Warn You... Sex as You Know it is Outmoded....That's What I Tried to Tell My Sixth Wife!...We of Galaxy 500 Reach Orgasm Telepathically!Oh. A Penny for Your Thoughts, Eh?Yes... Yes... Oh. Yes... Oh! Unh!I Wonder if Uri Geller Does it This Way.Mmm! You're the B...