Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1978

Suddenly, the girl broke out of the clinch at her apartment door. "Please understand, Ed," she panted to her first-time date. "I guess you'd better go now. I--well--I simply couldn't become intimately involved with someone who's hung as heavy as you are!""How could you possibly know that, Babs?" asked the fellow."When we just French-kissed," answered Babs, struggling unsuccessfully to regain her composure, "your knee began to throb!"Purchasers of...