Little Annie Fanny

October, 1978

Hello I'm just a Robot. Do not be afraid. It is just a Robot--Toot!Is mister portnoy here? he's writing for "space wars II" and asked me to meet him here. Do not be afraid. It is just a Robot. Better belive it! Honk!The joke's on you, Babes! I'm real. He's the Robot. Built for the Billion-Dollar-Man show ... A One-Million-Dollar face, a Three-Million-Dollar heart and a Five-Million-Dollar schlong. Quack!Look! remember Kak-e doo-t from "Space Wars"? These are all the same Kak-...

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