Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1978

Please, I'd like a leave of absence." the about-to-become-obviously-pregnant airline stewardess told her supervisor."Why?" she was asked."It's because I've had—well—a sort of accident," answered the girl."What was the cause of this accident?" pursued the supervisor. "Was it job related?""In a manner of speaking," sighed the stewardess. "You might put the cause down as 'pilot error.' "When Neanderthal man lumbered home from the hunt...