The Adventures Of Herbert Hippo

November, 1978

Ah Loves the way yo is stacked, honey-june!Thass No compliment, little albert! lovin' mah vital statistics is only (Sob) symbolically raping Me. Hit's downright de-personalizin, thass whut.... it hain't mah principal function in life to have big knockers in order to please Yo!... Ah has Identity Now-an' don't yo forgit it! ain't no machoAh tho't yo'd never ask!Has yo got "identity", lu-lu Belle?No, sir--Ah is clean as a whistle!

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