Playboy Funnies

December, 1978

Thursday Is Neon Vincent'S Birthday!I have a feeling we'll be blowing out his candle!what can i do fer you goils?we're looking for a gift for a very special friend!How About Th' Swiss Army Dildo?It'S Got A Miniature Projector For Showing Films Of A Mature Nature, A Tiny Little Whip, A Cleverly Concealed Set Of Leg Shackles, A Variable-Speed VibratorAnd It Improves Your Tv Recepiton By Fifty PercentWe Jsut Got In A Whole New Line Of Inflatable PersonalitiesWe'Ve Got Betty Page, Anita Bryant And G...

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