Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1978

To A TV ProgramerNight by night and show by show, You've pulled off rating coups, And Charlie's Angels any day May anchor network news. To fault you for such lightweight fare Would be elitist niggling, So here's a Christmas Emmy for The Year's Best All-Round Jiggling.To the King of the Dance FloorSince first you saw that movie, You have been a disco freak; Your fever starts on Saturday And rages through the week. This new obsessive craze of yours Has been a little jolting; You used to be a modes...