Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1978

Marriage to the pro-football star had proved disappointing to the sexy starlet, since he seemed to be more interested in the N.F.L. divisional race than in her. As he sat morosely guzzling beer one Sunday night, she suddenly broke the silence. "Darling," she said, stubbing out her cigarette, "I'm sorry, but there's something I want to talk to you about.""Huh?" grunted the jock. "Nah--I don't feel like talking right now, honey. I'm too depressed about this after...