David Steinberg's Guide To Disco Etiquette
January, 1979
Produced by Michael Berry and John BlumenthalHow To Identify a DiscoPeople often mistake synagogues for discos. How can you tell the difference? For one thing, the women are sexier in a synagogue. I myself have been luckier there.The word disco can be misleading. This is a drugstore. Also watch out for Disco Hospital, Disco Kennels, Disco College, Disco Cleaners and Disco Theological Seminary.Yes, this is'your basic disco. (What else could it be--an odyssey store?) If people go in cool and come...
