Moms

January, 1979

Howard CruseHow do you like my date tonight, moms?Fransass, I don't think you should be going out with deformed girls!Do you mean she's deformed because both of her eyes are on the same side of her nose? well, both of my eyes are on the same side of my nose, too! practically everybody in this comic strip has both eyes on the same side of his nose!Did I say it was because both of her eyes are on the same side of her nose?It's because both of her titties are on the same side of her chest!Anyway, m...

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