Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1979

Waving the package in the face of the manager of the well-stocked drugstore, the female customer snapped, "I found this product I bought here to be completely unsatisfactory!""What proved to be wrong?" asked the manager. "Wouldn't your cat eat them?""Wh-wh-wh-what?" stammered the woman. "You mean that Pussy Treats are intended for cats?"Years of struggle and patience finally paid off for the immigrant couple when they were sworn in as citizens. A...