Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1979
Having undulated suggestively into the bedroom on their wedding night, the sexpot bride slipped off her negligee to reveal that she was stark and ripely naked. "Dear," she purred, "what was your manhood planning on doing tonight?"There was silence, a groan and then more silence. "Darling," the groom finally sighed, "it's already done it."No, Miss Layton," snapped the professor, "biological balance does not consist of eating natural foods and perf...
