Down On The Farm

March, 1979

Why, if it ain't Pigfarmer McSwill An' Th' Ever-Buxom Mizz Ruby sue!Whut kin I dew fer you fine folks T'day?Us'n down here at Teddy Bob's pig supply always means T' please fine farm folk such as yerself!An' tha's a fact!Me 'n' sweet Li'l Mizz Ruby Sue figger it's 'Bout time fer Th' pitter an' th' Patter O' Little Feet!So if 'n yew got sum Hog Tranquilizers we'll git young elbert here in th' mood fer Piggy Delights!Yo' an' innocent Li'l Mizz Ruby Sue is much upstandin' stock!Heer y' go, pigfarmer...

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