Forum Follies

March, 1979

We knew it would make trouble and, sure enough, it did. In the August "Playboy Forum," we published a "Forum Follies" feature that presented a complicated mathematical formula submitted by a mechanical engineer for translating sexual activity into distance theoretically traveled by one's dick. He called this determining one's fornication utilization constant (F.U.C.). Herewith, we present a few of the responses:I have two comments on that wonderful equation. First, it is miss...

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