Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1979

His curvaceous date had worn a plunging strapless evening gown to the club dance, and after they exchanged a lingering goodnight kiss in the hallway, the fellow stepped back to survey her, smiled and said, "I'll never understand what kept it up.""What puzzles me," rejoined the girl, returning both his appraising glance and his smile, "is what's keeping it down."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines copulation as sex between consenting police officers.I wouldn't mind havi...